The Truth About Cleavage


I always thought a little went a long way, now I’m not so sure…

Maybe i should have called this The Truth About Cleveland instead…

HHMM, let’s look at this another way, shall we?

Everything looks so much better on the young. Tattoos, hair, suntans, high-heels, Speedos, and yes, even cleavage.

But the trouble with being young is, you have no real life experience to look back on, everything is new and exciting and you have no idea how you are going to look in forty years with tattoos, hair, suntans, high-heels, speedos and cleavage. The young forget that they will soon be older.  Or maybe they just don’t know it yet. I think you have to be older to find out.

But the older, being just that, can remember when they were younger, looked good in all that stuff and then began to realize that as you age, you have to give most of it up. And what looked good at twenty, suddenly don’t look so good anymore….

There is nothing as sad as someone who refuses to grow old gracefully, and still hangs on to all those youthful things hoping they won’t look any older.

Reality check!

You do. You SO do…

They say the eyes are the first to go. That being the case, by the time you find your glasses, get them on your face and look for the cleavage, it may be long gone. The young do have the advantage of moving a bit quicker. And if you can’t even find your glasses because you forgot where you put them, then everything will be blurry. Aww, too bad…there will no doubt be more where all that came from, someday, if you are fast enough…

Let’s get back to the young, shall we.

I know, I know, if you’ve got it, flaunt it….right?

Well that all depends on the attitude of those whose attention you are trying to get by all that flaunting. And here’s where it gets kinda tricky….Are you really attracting the right kind of attention? I guess it depends on who you are, and what kind of attention you want to attract. Okay, enough said about all that.

Let’s get back to the old, shall we.

I know, I know, it sucks to get older, and you start to lose all that attention and flauntability and it’s difficult to know exactly when you cross over that invisible line and people see that you are in fact, older and should be, by now, anyway, certainly trying to give some of all that up.

Point being, you must have PLAN B in place when gravity and grey hair takes over. Bet you didn’t see that coming did you? I was hoping you didn’t because PLAN B is what is going to get you through the rest of your life!!!!

And that’s all the other stuff that you pick up along the way, like real friends, family, a sense of self, some accomplishments, serenity, a few pets, financial security, stuff like that.

Because The Truth About Cleavage is; not everyone looks good in tattoos, hair, suntans, high-heels and speedos, at any age.

Sure, if you’ve got it, flaunt it. I don’t care. Doesn’t bother me any. I’m secure enough.

But if you don’t got it, get something else, something a little less superficial. I can almost guarantee, you’re going to need it someday, sooner than you think….

Because that’s the other thing, when you are young, time goes incredibly slow, and then one day, you look back, and you can’t believe how fast it went…

Don’t be afraid to grow old gracefully, you’ll be surprised at how good you can look, even to those who think they may look better because time is still on their side. They’ll envy you a lot more than you will ever envy them.

Trust me on this. I’m somewhere in the middle, and I’m hanging on for dear life!

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