How To Poop With A Cat On Your Lap


Cat poetry in Haiku form:

HOW TO POOP WITH A CAT ON YOUR LAP

Behold oh wonderful smell
Let me get closer to you
Your lap is inviting.

Poor human does not know
What is going on behind there
I will gladly sit.

Yes, behind on seat
So I can hide while plotting
Next move, claws in skin.

Human jumps as I take aim
Great fun, purr innocent
Pants down come up quickly.

Off seat as I strike
Awesome, will wait here
For next chance again later…

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