How To Poop With A Cat On Your Lap


Cat poetry in Haiku form:

HOW TO POOP WITH A CAT ON YOUR LAP

Behold oh wonderful smell
Let me get closer to you
Your lap is inviting.

Poor human does not know
What is going on behind there
I will gladly sit.

Yes, behind on seat
So I can hide while plotting
Next move, claws in skin.

Human jumps as I take aim
Great fun, purr innocent
Pants down come up quickly.

Off seat as I strike
Awesome, will wait here
For next chance again later…

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Requiem For A Dying Wasp (First Haiku Attempt)


Hot summer day

alone

dying wasp.

 

Subtle breeze

ants march by

wasp in trouble.

 

Black and yellow

visitor with wings

comes to pay respect.

 

Tossing and turning

leaves in the way

running out of time.

 

Warm sun

on my upturned face

wasp in cool shadow.

 

Stick subtly placed

to help wasp roll

cannot stay upright.

 

Minutes seem like hours

falling of night

wasp no longer moving.

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